Wednesday, December 21, 2022

THE LEGEND OF THE CHRISTMAS SACK (THE WORST CHRISTMAS POEM EVER WRITTEN)

Frank the fish could not wrap his Christmas gifts,
Because he had no hands,
So, Frank left the mighty sea to search,
For the handed lands,

Frank swam around the world,
And searched for such lands,
A place to get his gifts wrapped,
The land of many hands,

Finally, Frank found such a place,
Where only hands would dwell,
Unfortunately the hands were all on the left,
To wrap gifts it takes a right hand as well,

So, Frank gave up on wrapping his Christmas gifts,
And, settled for colored paper sacks instead,
Frank had started a new tradition,
At least that’s what the gift sack legend said.

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